This Ain’t A Love Song: My Top 10 Anti-Love Songs

Hey everyone,

Now, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you may already know this, but I’d like to address why this post seems to have come out nowhere. Originally I planned to post this on February 15th – the day after Valentine’s Day – to follow my ‘Top 8 Love Songs’, as an antidote of sorts to all the lovey-dovey stuff everywhere.

I hadn’t pre-written the post and – as became a regular occurrence when I was doing ‘Journaling In January’ – I stayed up quite late in a bid to finish it and have it posted on the 15th. However, in my sleepy state I thought I’d pressed ‘publish’ when in actual fact I’d pressed ‘save’ – so the post hadn’t actually gone out. I realised a few weeks later when, when posting my ‘Track of The Month’, I saw that it was still sat in my reader as a draft. *Facepalm.

I’d hoped to have it posted sooner but I’ve been pretty busy the last few weeks and simply haven’t had the time, but it seems a shame to discard the post, so I thought I’d post it now seeing as I’ve been struck down with a cold.

A lot of these songs are fun, upbeat, empowering and just generally a massive middle finger up to THAT ex.

 

#10 Contagious Chemistry – You Me At Six

‘Dearest enemy, you should have never trusted me, you bitch.’ – Enough said.

 

#9 F**k You Over – The Summer Set

This track has such a fun, playful tone (with a sing-along ‘la la’ refrain to boot!) It couldn’t get further away from a love-song if it tried. “I didn’t mean to fuck you over, I just want to have some fun, we can rock the world tonight but no it doesn’t have to be love.”

 

#8 Forget You – Cee Lo Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

Another one that has such a great vibe – it’s impossible not to smile, sing, and maybe even dance, when you hear it. (If you’re anything like me, you’ll agree that singing along to the explicit version at the top of your lungs is quite fun too.)

 

#7 Wasting All These Tears – Cassadee Pope

The first single from The Voice USA winner Cassadee Pope (ex-Hey Monday) is a powerful ballad full of emotion that hits you like a punch in the gut. It opens with a poignant – almost somber – feel to it, allowing the pent-up emotion to crash through and add a sense of bite to the chorus. ‘Oh, finally I’m through, wasting all these tears on you.’

 

#6 Another Me – The Cab

Whether we want to admit it, we’ve all got at least one ex who was a bit of (or a lot of) a tool. We constantly made excuses for them because we loved them, even though deep down we knew something wasn’t quite right. This scathing track from The Cab is the musical embodiment of that realisation. Opening with dark, gritty guitars, followed by an explosive chorus proclaiming ‘I gave you everything you ever wanted, and you gave me nothing but grief.’ Good luck finding another me? Too right.

 

#5 Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) – Kelly Clarkson

‘Doesn’t mean I’m over, because you’re gone.’ (And it never should.)

 

#4 Really Don’t Care – Demi Lovato

This is a song that puts a positive spin on a bad situation – instead of pining over the end of a relationship it’s almost a relief. The rose coloured glasses have come off and you realise that things weren’t as perfect as you thought. It’s infectious from beginning to end, with a ballsy, carefree vibe running though it – “you can take your words and all your lies, I really don’t care.”

 

#3 Wrong Song – Nashville OST

Taken from the popular US TV show Nashville, this country/pop-rock crossover track – sang by Connie Britton and Hayden Panettiere – is, in no uncertain terms, two fingers up to that ex who wronged you and then begged you to take them back. ‘If you’re looking for one more chance, a little Stand by Your Man, you’ve got the Wrong Song coming through your speakers.’

 

#2 What A Waste of Time (That Boy Can Be) – Orchard Hill


This song is an empowering whirlwind of colour with a healthy dose of sassiness. It’s assertive and doesn’t pull any punches – like you’ve finally realised you weren’t the one to blame, he was just…a waste of time.

 

#1 Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) – Eamonn

Anyone who grew up during the early 2000’s may remember this gem of a break-up song. This profanity-laced throwback reached number one in over 10 countries including the UK and Australia, and prompted the short-lived ‘answer-back’ craze. It is the perfect antithesis to the love song, and seeing as it was the first song that popped into my head when I thought about compiling this list, I couldn’t not include it.

 

Thanks for reading my Top 10 Anti-Love Songs, had you heard any of these songs before? Are there any songs you think I should’ve included? Feel free to let me know in a comment.

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